Funny jokes

Here are some funny jokes that I’d red from internet. Below are the jokes that I found funny for you guys. Stay positive! 😊

Dan : I wanna go to U.S. to escape from warrant of arrest from Philippines

*Dan arrives to U.S.

Dan : I’m hungry, where should I eat? I think they can’t know my name because I’m already on the U.S.

*Ordered food from Mcdo, eats and almost about to finish his food

Stranger : Are you done?

Dan : *Shaking....

Stranger : Are you done???

Dan : How did you knew my name?

Stranger : I’m asking if you’re done?

Dan : *runs away.. 

😂😂😂😂😂