Cacti and Succulents
My SO just bought three new plants and I've been taking care of them a week now.
I have grown attached and I am not giving them back.
Taco is the eldest, and clearly my favorite. She helps me do household chores. She a good plant. 9/10
Mia is a prickly bitch. She is trash. She lives off of gossip and starbucks. 6.5/10 she a white girl.
Fish is the most adorkable plant there is. She's a bumbling that has a shit sense of humor. 8/10 would not go swimming with her.
These plants are now my daughters. My SO can go find herself some new plants.