Tell me something you can say during both sex and at the table with your family ...👅💦🤣

Fuck her when:

You leave home, get back home, in the morning, afternoon, night, drunk, pissed off🤤💦

That shit make her 🐱 feels good🤤👅💦

Getting back in shape this 2019? Keep it up fam! 

Christmas is here soon only 1 day left.

So much exited for Christmas. 

Have fun, always

Both students and professionals are no exception of stress. There's no age limit to those who feel stressed out now a days.  The best remedy to relieve ourselves from stress is to have fun. Let us do the things that gives excitement in our lives.  Go mountaineering if you must, go to the beach or go party 'til sun up. But always remember that too much of everything will ruin you.  So have fun in a way that you know your limits. This may sound hard and the point is not that understandable but you will know this yourself that you are having fun the right way.  Our lives are way too short to not have fun. To have fun is not only through outdoors, we can also have fun in work and in...

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6 THINGS PEOPLE OFTEN ASK ME ABOUT MY SEX LIFE

 People often ask me about my sex life, wondering "how do you have sex?". Well it's really simple! Here are the most common questions I recieve: 1.) What happens in bed?/ What exactly does the two of you do? Well, here's the thing. I take out my toy penis and insert it in her. Just kidding! It's actually similar to straight sex. We have oral sex, anal sex, penetrative sex, and everything in between. And oh, believe me when I say lesbian sex is better than straight sex 😜👅 2.) Who's the guy? This question is always funny to me, because it shows how deeply ingrained strict gender roles are. Sometimes there are more masculine women who like to be in control, but not always. It all...

What I did.... TODAY

Woke up about a quarter past noon, but don’t worry I’m not ditching work LOL. I’m actually on holiday right now 😆. Sorry I can’t tell you where I’m on holiday because of personal safety and all that good stuff 🙃.  Anyways I spent my day on the back lawn of this place I’m renting in ••••••(😆) reading this really great book that I got at one of those little libraries. Y’know the ones where it’s just like a box setup in front of some houses or a public park? And it’s a take one leave one sort of deal? Anyways I better go now, they’re showing the original Halloween on tv in about twenty minutes so I better get ready 😆 see you guys tomorrow!

My Views On: Travel ✈️

I think that traveling would be really cool and an amazing thing to experience in my life. I’ve always wanted to travel to Paris or Tokyo (I know typical cliche places) I’ve always found the idea of just getting on a plane or in a car and just going somewhere new would be really incredible and new. When I was younger I dreamed of going to Paris and having a magical time there.  But as I’m grown more mature my thoughts on traveling have changed in more realistic ways. I know that traveling can be a wonderful privilege to have but nowadays when I think of traveling the world I also think of all the dangers. Nobody really tells you about the dangers of traveling. Some people may...